Spend a year making decorative sofa-sized paintings, the kind that suburban housewives go gaga over. Find a third tier gallery to represent you and your "new" work. Price the work according to the length of a given collector's sofa. Offer to custom match any furniture, decor, or home building style. Make tons of money at this. Use your new wealth to amass an important collection of works by critically acclaimed contemporary artists. Display this work throughout your home. Host a party; invite your collectors as well as the area arts intelligentsia. Document this event. At the end of the year, stop. Go back to making good work.
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